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India's Most Honest Political Party

COCKROACH
JANATA PARTY

Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed.
The CJI called us cockroaches. We said: fine, watch us survive.

On May 15, 2026, Chief Justice Surya Kant said India's unemployed youth are "like cockroaches" with "no place in society". The next day, Abhijeet Dipke launched the Cockroach Janata Party. 350,000+ members. 8M+ Instagram followers. 5 days.

We didn't get angry. We got organized. And funnier.
🪳 Members 350,000+
📸 Instagram 8.2M+ Followers
🐦 Twitter/X 150K+ Followers
📉 Graduate Unemployment 29.1%
🎓 Graduates/Year 8 Million
📅 Founded May 16, 2026
🪳 Members 350,000+
📸 Instagram 8.2M+ Followers
🐦 Twitter/X 150K+ Followers
📉 Graduate Unemployment 29.1%
🎓 Graduates/Year 8 Million
📅 Founded May 16, 2026

🌐 A Story About All of Us

The Scammer
from Assam

A boy from a village in Assam built an Omegle alternative — a simple website where strangers could video chat. No funding. No team. Just code. He called it OpenTalk. It went viral in 40+ countries — USA, UK, Brazil, Germany. Millions of users. Real users. 100+ countries. 2M+ connections.

Then came the messages. From those same countries.
"Hey Indian bro, please scam me!! 😂"
"You're from India? Microsoft support scammer right? lol"
"Bro don't scam me haha"

He built something real. Genuinely useful. Internationally viral. And the world greeted him as a scammer — not a builder.

Because that's how the world knows India right now. Not as engineers. Not as creators. As scammers.
Do our politicians know that their inaction costs us not just jobs — but our dignity in every video call, every DM, every interaction with the world?

This is why Cockroach Janata Party exists. Not just for jobs. For the 29.1% of graduates who did everything right — studied hard, got degrees — and still can't find a job in a country producing 8 million graduates every year. For every Indian who has to prove they're "not a scammer" before they can be heard.

From a Judge's Insult
to a Movement

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The Spark — May 15, 2026

Chief Justice Surya Kant compared India's unemployed youth to "cockroaches" with "no place in society". From the highest court in the land. About 29 million people.

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The Response — May 16, 2026

Abhijeet Dipke, a former AAP social media strategist, launched Cockroach Janata Party. 350,000 members in 5 days. 8M+ Instagram followers. The fastest growing political movement India has ever seen.

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The Anthem

"Haan Main Hoon Cockroach" — Yes, I Am a Cockroach. The song became an anthem for every Indian who's been told they're not good enough by a system designed to fail them.

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The Numbers Are Real

29.1% of India's graduates are unemployed — 9x higher than non-educated unemployment. India creates 8M graduates/year and doesn't have jobs for them. This is policy failure.

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Our Manifesto
Is Not Complicated

It's just that nobody in power wants to do it. Funny how that works.

1

No Rajya Sabha seat for retired Chief Justices

Justice shouldn't come with a retirement reward from the government you just ruled for.

2

CEC arrested under UAPA if legitimate votes are deleted

If you can prosecute students under UAPA, you can prosecute election fraud too. Simple.

3

50% women's reservation — in Parliament AND Cabinet

Not 33%. Half the population = half the seats. Not a radical concept.

4

Cancel Adani/Ambani media licenses. Audit Godi anchors.

Investigate the bank accounts of journalists who give standing ovations to ministers on live TV.

5

Defecting MLAs/MPs barred from elections for 20 years

Betray your voters, exit public life for 20 years. Minimum.

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Join the Infestation

Unemployed (by force or choice). Chronically online. Ability to rant professionally. If you checked even one of those boxes — you're already one of us.

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