The 5 Non-Negotiables
The Manifesto
Simple demands. Reasonable demands. Demands that somehow no mainstream party has made. We wonder why.
Secular
Socialist
Democratic
...and Lazy
1
No Chief Justice shall receive a Rajya Sabha nomination after retirement
The pattern is clear: Retire as CJI → get nominated to Rajya Sabha by the ruling
government → spend your golden years in comfortable silence.
The judiciary's independence depends on judges knowing they won't be rewarded or punished for their
verdicts.
If a judge knows their post-retirement comfort depends on keeping the ruling party happy — can we call
that justice?
"If the judiciary is truly independent, then its members should have no reason to fear — or covet — any
post-retirement political appointment."
2
Chief Election Commissioner to be arrested under UAPA if legitimate votes are
deleted
Students protesting tuition fee hikes get UAPA. Farmers blocking roads get UAPA.
But election officials who delete millions of legitimate voter registrations face... internal memos?
Democracy begins and ends at the ballot. Tampering with it should be treated as the most
serious crime in the republic.
"If you can use anti-terror laws on peaceful protesters, you can certainly use them on someone who
destroys democracy from the inside."
3
50% reservation for women — in Parliament AND in the Cabinet
The Women's Reservation Bill gives women 33% of seats. CJP says: not enough.
Women are 48% of India's population. They should have 50% of Parliamentary seats —
and 50% of Cabinet positions. Not as courtesy. As proportional representation.
Half the population has been making do with a third of a seat for too long.
"When half the population only gets 33% of representation, that's not inclusion. That's managed
exclusion."
4
Cancel operating licenses of Adani/Ambani-owned media. Investigate Godi anchors'
finances.
Adani Group owns NDTV and 12+ other news channels. The same government awards Adani
billion-dollar contracts.
The same anchors on those channels give standing ovations to ministers on live television — this is
documented, on video, publicly available.
A free press cannot exist when the press is owned by the government's largest donor.
Cancel the licenses. Open the accounts. Let journalists who have been journalists — not
PR managers — work.
"In any functional democracy, this would be called a conflict of interest. In India, we call it
'Development Journalism'."
5
Any MLA or MP who defects shall be barred from all elections and public office
for 20 years
The current anti-defection law is a joke. MLAs win on Party A's votes, switch to Party B for a ministry,
and then contest again as if nothing happened. You betrayed your voters. You should sit down. For
20 years.
Democracy means voters choose based on party platforms and candidate promises.
When elected officials abandon both for personal gain, democracy is meaningless.
"Defect once, rest for 20 years. This is not harsh. This is consequence."
Also (Non-Negotiable)
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All political parties must be RTI-answerable. You spend public money. You
answer to the public.
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No anonymous political donations. If you're funding democracy, show your
face.
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Abolish electoral bonds. India's largest legitimised corruption scheme.
Gone.
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Audit the CJP CARES fund. Transparency starts at home. Even ours.
Who Can Join CJP
✓
Unemployed — by force, choice, or deep philosophical conviction
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Lazy — physically only. Mentally, we are extremely active (ranting).
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Chronically online — minimum 11 hours/day including bathroom time
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Able to rant professionally — coherently, with evidence, and with feeling
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Believes India can do better — otherwise why are you here
Read the manifesto? Agreed with at least 3 points?
You're basically already a member.